Mad at Bono

Why? Because when he came to Seattle this past weekend, who did he stay with? Me? Hell no. None other than Satan incarnate, Mr. Microsoft himself, Bill Gates III.

Yeah, I know Bono wanted to hang with the Lord of the Geeks because both he and Gates do a lot of charitable work for the developing world. But despite this budding friendship, Gates still refuses to spring for a $299 U2 iPod.

Perhaps the Overlord of the Evil Empire already owns one???