Why I will and won't vote for Arnold

In case you were confused or in the dark, Arnold Schwarzenegger clarified his platform yesterday for all the skeptics and critics who said he lacked substance to go with his style. As a guest on the Eric Hogue Show in Sacramento, he spelled out his candidacy for the confused and the doubtful:

"I'm a Republican, and I'm running as a Republican to be the next Republican governor."

Thanks for clearing that up, Arnold. I now feel I can make a fully informed decision not to vote for you. Instead, I think I'll cast my ballot for TV's Arnold -- that's right, former child star Gary Coleman.