The Ozzmen howleth

Did you happen to catch Ozzy Osbourne's rendition (accompanied by wife-manager-handler Sharon) of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" Sunday afternoon at Wrigley Field? Unbelievable.

Of course, sadder than Ozzy's godawful crooning (he clearly had no clue what the lyrics were and seemed determined just to wing it via incomprehensible mumblings) is that this is arguably one of the most realistic imitations of the original, Harry Caray himself. Caray was never going to get asked to sing in Carnegie Hall, much like Ozzy, though Ozzy has a narrow leg up in having a record contract. Amazing, ain't it?