Meanwhile, France suffers from the tyranny of its own indigestion

"Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair."

Full story courtesy of America's favorite investigative humorist, Dave Barry.