The seven words you can't say on TV (but can say in Congress)

For those of you who missed it, the U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill that ups the fine for "indecent" or "profane" broadcasting.

H.R. 3687, for clarity's sake, I'm sure, lists the specific words that are a big no-no for broadcasters.

In other words, if you were to air a report on this bill, you couldn't read the full text of the bill on the air without getting nailed for "indecency."

Orwell must be proud.