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Anheuser-Busch’s ‘B-to-the-E’ Takes Beer to a New Level

Because Budweiser isn't already gawdawful enough, they've decided to market a Bud-cum-energy drink-cum-cola "for contemporary adults who are looking for the latest beverage to keep up with their highly social and fast-paced lifestyles."

Mmm.