I say the damnedest things

A couple of odd sentences I reportedly caught myself uttering this week:

"There appear to be dark clouds on the horizon."

-- Spoken the other night as Joe and I stared at weather forecasts and radar projections, trying to ascertain whether it would rain on his girlfriend when she biked over that evening. Noteworthy only because it was meant literally for a change.

"I think Schwarzenegger's smart enough not to."

-- One that should have been qualified to have instead said "Schwarzenegger's handlers," in reference to the Governator's unwillingness to ally himself closely with Dubya and risk alienating his constituency in California.